Stay Fly, Ornithologists

$50.00

Reflective Mirrored Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for beach sprints or sippin' on a Miami Vice
SKU: 267918

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Don't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.

Made for: Running

Great For: Beasting, Biking

1. No Slip

Goodr use special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2. No Bounce

Goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3. All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4. No Leopards

Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Lens Tech

Frame Info

NOBEL PRIZE MEETS BILLBOARD

Two ornithologists released a pop-rap song full of cheesy bird puns! (And they're both going through an existential crisis.)